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Umazing

by Tyler Um

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1.
2000 Fruits 03:10
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Molly droppin' like my mood, zoom These hits hitting like I’m new, boom Pockets havens for the hands and the phone Locket with the brooch Topic broached She said she still remember The way your gaze flew around the room Pretending to talk Eyes fixed on the snow outside Frost against the window, and in his stare Water my eyes Cause that's where your gaze Stayed and bloomed and grew petals Grew new petals Grew myself a garden All my fruits around me Grew myself a garden All my fruits surrounding me Drinking on the beach Let our arms do the reach Fingers down my spine Wrong time, oh my Did you bring your weed? Share with me? Oh my, oh my
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Sushi! 04:22
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Don’t wanna be A beast of solitude Corralled into big moods Of unending impending doom Let's get together I'll text you whenever Oops you forgot But hey no worries, right? I wanna be alone on a hillside Wind in my hair and all my texts replied Just don’t wanna be Unanimously Elected a de facto lone wolf De facto lone wolf At least when I was younger it was Just a feeling in my head and now it's Videos and pictures Submittable evidence Oh the decadence Oh you drank so much The liquor, taste, and touch Of an SO sending out an SOS All these events I’m not involved in Funnelled straight into my palm I forget what calm is like Don’t wanna be A beast of solitude Corralled into big moods Of unending impending doom Paranoid that I will forever be Unanimously Elected the de facto lone wolf I wanna be alone on a hillside Wind in my hair and all my text replied Just don’t wanna be Unanimously Elected a de facto lone wolf Eyesore at the IHOP I absorb affection via eyedrop Spill out the bathroom Trembling on the buzz Wipe out on the rug, stop, snap OMG please stop, you kill me, and thrill me You call me delightful Sexy and insightful If I am a delight Please tell me, just tell me am I full of spite? Cause i’m tired of asking for the invite Hey are we gucci? Can I at least eat my sushi?
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Take Me Out Tonight 04:39
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Roll out of bed the cold top tile under feet Everyone’s hungover but it’s a new me Coffee wash the beer out of my mouth Cause this wreck don’t know what he’s about Still out of place My greatest fear is facing the mirror And seeing who I used to be So I put on what I wore from the night before Water in my hair and walk out the door Will you please Take me out tonight Make me feel alright Just bought myself an outfit Don't care if you like it And I’ll hate you if you don’t Do you know what it’s like Do you know what it’s like to see Yourself become someone you would have hated Somebody so jaded Put on what I wore from the night before Water in my hair and walk out the door Take me out tonight Make me feel alright Just bought myself an outfit Don't care if you like it And I’ll hate you if you don’t Will you please Take me out This time I’ll feel alright Just bought myself an outfit You never ever like it I read the signs Then act surprised Saw my ex, met her next, he’s a five That’s my shirt He looks worse It looks better on me cause my body He sloppy Wait wait, wait This ain’t what I’m like I am not this spiteful, I dream Of living life perfectly And I awake to this instead My life’s gonna start the moment I Put on what I wore from the night before Water in my hair and walk out the door and Feel the sands of time between my toes Keep me running far away from rose coloured glasses
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Capital Flows 07:49
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Islands in the sea Howling for me Islands in the dark Drunken stumbling is a lost art Angels in the park Fawning under soldier march We never went together, too late We never danced, didn’t skate Take me back I’m in alien lands Numb from the touch of foreign hands None of them understand None of them are yours Oh oh oh The capital oh Is where my spirit stay though my body gone Boy you’re my pride and Don’t be surprised and Stop! Sit down! Listen! Boy you’re my pride and joy The feeling waylaid Looming midst confusion Putrid protrusions, stunning illusions In this pulped up polygraph, capsized See me dreaming of you
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Promethean 03:31
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Dreamy I’m still blushing in these moon beams So steamy I’ve been rusting through my six strings And in my mind you still sing for me Shout out I don't remember turning sixteen Louder But I remember when you kissed me You were walking talking acting moving breathing like you’re on fire And at the time I felt inspired And then you started burning Burning all my time On this earth, this dirt Lost the feeling of fingers in the sand And the grass stains in my shirt stay Reminding me I’ll always be exactly who I wanna be A language with no native speaker The art of making others weaker But oh you stay mysterious The text was just three periods You like to think you gave me sparks Just burns And riddles in the dark And you’re walking talking acting moving breathing like you’re on fire But I know who I am I know who I am I know who I am I know who I am I am the static fits Between radio hits The sounds that make me bounce My steam engine heart starts whistling Pistons push me through this bolero So I can spill it all on the fritztile terrazzo You play promethean You know I got the feelings But you don’t wanna cop and be responsible for healing you I’m fire and you’re water And I will be at peace again Sometime soon Sometime soon Sometime soon And so, you stay mysterious The text was just three periods Always waiting, never done I wanna ditch my phone Be a beast out on the So you stay mysterious The text was just three periods Always waiting for the start Gonna ditch this light, take a walk out in the dark
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Mister Demon 04:04
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There's a demon staring at me through the leaves And as much as I'd love to be A mystery Possessed by you I think I want much more for a personal favour And still he stares right out the window Listening to me right through the window I’m saying things I can’t tell to nothing and nobody Mister demon Why do my friends leave? Make new friends, they’re not me It’s like we never met at all Why do my hands shake? Why do my mistakes haunt me so I’ve heard it in my head I'll read it all again in a vagueblog about me Mister demon, sip this lemon tea And listen to me talk about my feelings Yes, really Red we’re both blushing Forgive me my crushing At any hint of intimacy Mister demon Why won’t she speak to me? I miss her every second, every hour of every day Memories stuck on me Do you have a fix for that? Make me forget her laugh The way she’d grab my arm Call me oh so charming And still he stares right out the window Listening to me right through the window I’m saying things I can’t tell to nothing and nobody So mister demon Sip this lemon tea And listen to me talk about my feelings Yes really I’ll exercise later With the exorcism vapours My blue gaze implores As I’m staring out the door I know he cannot stay The fire calls his name I dry my eyes And say goodbye As the sun starts to rise That demon Sipped lemon tea And listened to me talk about my feelings
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Cloud Castle Level 03:51
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I imagined castles made of clouds You imagined what you could Said I need more gravity I took off in my castle for the blue sky Then I rained on your parade When I walk around town With my broken heart You can hear it hear it rattling But my clouds are all together I remember It don’t, it don’t mean a thing I imagined castles made of clouds You imagined what you could Guess I use mine more than yours You had a body I could not imagine if I tried Guess you use yours more than mine You look like Alicia Silverstone Just call me clueless then I’ll go You’re below me now, below me now, below me now Below, below me now I’m so many miles above you Flying high, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye I imagined castles made of clouds You imagined what you could Guess I use mine more than yours You had a body I could not imagine if I tried Guess you use yours more than mine It don’t, it don’t, it don’t mean a thing Every other voice is muted And the air is unpolluted When I walk around town With my broken heart You can hear it hear it rattling But soon I’ll be out there In the blue sky, where it don’t it don’t mean a thing It don’t, it don’t, it don’t, it don’t mean a thing It don’t, it don’t, it don’t, it don’t mean a thing
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Aubrey In The Rain 03:46
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This side of the summer Fingers crossed for the body of a runner And a little more time with a friend of mine Named Aubrey Aubrey in the rain She’s not like Aubrey every day Aubrey in the rain Keeps me honest free and sane Aubrey in the rain She'll contest you Study your own ways and then best you The road is riddled with the frozen bones Of those who thought that Aubrey could be tamed But if she loves you You will never feel weak She will bring the colour to your cheek But if it starts to rain Remember she needs her own days She needs her time and her space In the rain don’t talk face to face Because Aubrey in the rain She's not like Aubrey every day Aubrey in the rain Keeps me honest free and sane Moods thud Crash down in my mind Like hello meteor I hope you’re ready for a night Of confidence and fragrance And ignorance of the muscles that close the mouth You should exercise them Aubrey in the rain is undeniably Linked to her own pain And if you ever feel the same I’ll love you like Aubrey in the rain
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2000 Fruits (Reprise) 04:11
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What memes the world to yuh Why bring my girl to the Same spot I brought her last week Said she single shoulda asked me Say I can’t let this shit go Say I thought that we would go slow Say you thought that I wouldn’t lie Say I was never mr. nice guy Hate to think cuz I know I know better Got a pretty shitty record as a young trendsetter Keep your cards close if she ain’t the queen don’t let her Ace of hearts dropping 10s like a deuce don’t sweat her Only sweat when I shadow box Eyes closed walking down the block Love to talk hate to hear myself Another knick-knack for your shelf Never feel good about the past All the good shit never last Dying slowly, what a blast All that good shit never last

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released May 24, 2019

STARRING -

Nikki Ferreira
Stefi Kopp
Juliana Kopp
Jade Baird
Rachel Ginther
Joel Greenhow
Noah Wright

THANKS -

Joel Greenhow
Mickey Brain

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